Middleditch Littlebitch

Text

A Shift is coming

There, on the horizon.  Lo, the dark monolith stands as a looming harbinger of death and destruction.  Heat waves distort the sun’s gaze which peeks over the height of its plateau.  No lights emanate from its frame, as its only means of intimidation comes from its still and silent magnificent size.  Its innards are being assembled as we speak, and by month’s end, I shall have its power at my fingertips.  Such…power…

Fellas?  Get ArmA 2 ready.  Get Empire: Total War ready.  Get anything and everything ready.  It’s time for your foreheads to taste my balls, for I will pwn you.  

BAM.

x2 Nvidia GTX 470
X58 motherboard 
i7 980X 3.33 GHz
6 GB Kingston DDR3-1600 MHz
128 GB SSD HD plus 1.5 TB storage

And tons of other shit.  It’s liquid cooled, guys.  Do you think it’ll run Word?

View comments
Posted on Monday, June 28 2010.

Middleditch Littlebitch I am an actor/comedian based in Los Angeles. I'm also a fart enthusiast. I also play a ton of video games.

You should leave comments. It's fun and girls like it. Also boys like it.

Check out the real deal: www.thomasmiddleditch.com
Previous Next